Why do lawyers love cell phones? Now they can charge clients for arguing with their spouses while sitting in traffic.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
No way! That’s too much!
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