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1996 Classic: The Divorce Rate

 Why do lawyers love cell phones? Now they can charge clients for arguing with their spouses while sitting in traffic.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Space_Jam_Lola11/28/2015 05:47Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Sailor_Moon_Cry09/23/2004 17:30In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Ninja_Turtle_R06/02/2001 15:53Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Flashdance_What06/15/1997 10:58What a feeling! (Being funny).
@No_Way_Jose04/04/2015 15:20No way! That’s too much!
@Hashtag_Master09/25/1998 05:56#funny #joke #retro #90s

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