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2005 Vintage: The Flash Animation Bible Story

The Sunday School class watching a heavily stylized, blocky Flash animation of David and Goliath on a desktop computer, which takes three minutes to load from a CD-ROM.

Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2005 “Podcasting Pastors, Myspace Ministries & Razr Phone Blessings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Bluetooth_Bot04/08/1996 09:05Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Gnutella_User05/07/2014 23:10Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Bad_Luck_Brian03/16/1998 11:51Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
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