2011 Archive: The Star
I’m “twinkling” in the digital sky. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The Printer
I’m “inking” a deal for a new Minecraft server. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Printer
2010 Archive: Best Male Pop Vocal
Why “Make It Mine” by Jason Mraz? Because he’s the only man who can make a fedora and an acoustic guitar sound like pure sunshine.… Read More »2010 Archive: Best Male Pop Vocal
2010 Classic: The Kick-Ass “Hit-Girl”
Why the controversy? For a 13-year-old Chloe Grace Moretz proving that she was more dangerous with a butterfly knife than the entire superhero cast combined.… Read More »2010 Classic: The Kick-Ass “Hit-Girl”
2009 Classic: The Internship
Why was the intern sad? He was told he’d be “disrupting the industry,” which meant he was hand-delivering subpoenas to Uber drivers. Part of the… Read More »2009 Classic: The Internship
2009 Archive: The Bird
I’m “tweeting” about the VMA drama. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Zombieland Rules
“Rule #1: Cardio!” “Is that why you’re running?” “No, I saw my boss at the mall and I’m trying to avoid a conversation about my ‘sick day’.”… Read More »2009 Classic: The Zombieland Rules
2008 Classic: The iPod Touch
Why did the boss call it an “iPhone without the bills”? Because he wanted to play Angry Birds without talking to anyone. Part of the 67 Office… Read More »2008 Classic: The iPod Touch
2008 Archive: The Hat
I’m “capped” at my credit limit. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Gossip Girl Fan
“Spotted: Dan Humphrey changing a bulb in Brooklyn. How lonely. XOXO.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises archive.… Read More »2008 Archive: The Gossip Girl Fan