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2009 Classic: The Zombieland Rules

 “Rule #1: Cardio!” “Is that why you’re running?” “No, I saw my boss at the mall and I’m trying to avoid a conversation about my ‘sick day’.”

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid08/07/1999 03:06Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Sid_Meier_Fan11/11/1999 00:24Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@BBS_Sysop08/17/2007 06:23Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Hotmail_Checker08/16/2010 12:33Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Doom_Marines08/07/2013 02:51Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Bluetooth_Bot08/07/2011 14:34Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Mini_Me_Rocks10/12/2003 22:55... (Laughter in silence).
@Philosoraptor_X01/22/2003 00:14If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Fire_Background11/16/2007 23:42This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Hat_Tip_Sir03/05/2008 22:58M’lady... this joke is superb.

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