2009 Archive: The Bird

I’m “tweeting” about the VMA drama.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m the "talk" of the neural net.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "jamming" to the sound of 2025.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "counting" my upgrades.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "barking" up the right cloud tower.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "weaving" through the 6G web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

@OfficeWorker_9911/10/1996 10:48I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules08/15/2009 16:51Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@American_Psycho_P09/29/2000 18:17I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink05/09/2005 12:03I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Napoleon_Dyna09/29/2012 12:35Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Grammar_Nazi_9909/30/1997 23:00Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Me_Gusta_Face06/13/2010 15:28Me Gusta this joke. Very much.