2017 Archive: The Atomic Blonde Neon
Charlize Theron fighting in a stairwell to 80s music. 2017 is a very “neon-bruised” year. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution… Read More »2017 Archive: The Atomic Blonde Neon
2017 Archive: The Netflix “Binge-Watch”
Why did the traveler miss the city tour? Because he “accidentally” watched 13 episodes of Stranger Things in his hotel room. Part of the 47 Travel Jokes:… Read More »2017 Archive: The Netflix “Binge-Watch”
2016 Legacy: The iPhone 7 Headphone Jack
Why was the passenger screaming at his phone? Because Apple removed the headphone jack and he realized he couldn’t charge his phone and listen to… Read More »2016 Legacy: The iPhone 7 Headphone Jack
2016 Classic: The Sand
I’m “shore” I saw a Blastoise. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Legacy: The App Update
“I have a headache.” “Check for a ‘Brain-Update’. You might be out of date.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO &… Read More »2016 Legacy: The App Update
2013 Vintage: The Google Maps “Street View” Trekker
Why was there a guy with a backpack in the office? Because Google was mapping the “inner wilderness” of the cubicles. Part of the 74… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Google Maps “Street View” Trekker
2013 Vintage: The This Is the End Cameos
Michael Cera getting hit by a lamppost is the peak of 2013 cinema. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Vintage: The This Is the End Cameos
2012 Legacy: The Higgs Boson Discovery
Why was the stuffing so fundamental? Because scientists finally found the “God Particle,” and Dad claimed his secret herb blend was the thing that gave… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Higgs Boson Discovery
2012 Archive: The Prometheus Mystery
“I didn’t understand the movie.” “Don’t worry, honey. I don’t understand our tax returns either, but we both know they’re a disaster.” Part of the 54 Adult… Read More »2012 Archive: The Prometheus Mystery
2011 Archive: The Star
I’m “twinkling” in the digital sky. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified