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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

@Dark_Knight_Joker02/20/1997 01:41Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Sion_Partier09/02/2014 19:39The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Dirty_Dancing_F07/13/2008 13:30Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Woman_Yelling_C12/30/2007 21:13The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Trogdor_Burn01/21/2004 20:24Burninating the countryside with laughter!

@Hat_Tip_Sir01/24/2003 11:40M’lady... this joke is superb.

@Grammar_Nazi_9909/08/2004 10:35Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!