2012 Archive: The Prometheus Mystery

“I didn’t understand the movie.” “Don’t worry, honey. I don’t understand our tax returns either, but we both know they’re a disaster.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

In 2000, adult humor shifted. We survived Y2K, only to get stuck ...read more »

Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »

"Mirror, mirror on the wall..." "Don't ask the mirror anything, ...read more »

"Our love is a fever dream!" "No, it's just a bad musical where ...read more »

"My AI assistant is my best friend!" "Does she understand you?" ...read more »

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »

"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »

In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »

Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »

The 1996 Top 10: The “Prime Time & Uncensored” Jokes The ...read more »

In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »

"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »

Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »

"I'm staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!" "You're in a tent ...read more »

@Full_House_Lover04/30/2004 11:08You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Jurassic_Park_Fan12/03/1998 06:40Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Napster_Search12/24/1996 00:22Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Jordan_Fan_2308/30/1999 23:36Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Get_Flash_Player07/24/2008 20:17Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Slashdot_Effect12/03/2013 16:14We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Blogger_Default05/11/1998 01:15Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Filter_Fanatic03/02/2003 06:27This joke looks better with a sepia filter.