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2004 Classic: The “Confessions Part II”

 Usher has a secret, and he’s telling us in the smoothest way possible while standing in the rain (again).

Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve01/02/1999 21:07Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Pikachu_Fan_8808/15/1997 02:20Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Doom_Marines12/26/1999 00:12Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Requiem_Dreamer07/20/2007 11:23That was intense... and funny!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan07/08/1997 22:02Silently laughing in the snow.
@Arthas_Fan_0210/18/2002 07:30Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@David_After_Dent05/15/2013 03:07Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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