2022 Vintage: Justin Bieber’s Giant Suit
Why was his jacket so big? Because he wanted to make sure he had enough room to hide all the nominations he got for “Peaches”… Read More »2022 Vintage: Justin Bieber’s Giant Suit
2022 Archive: The Honey
I’m “stuck” on today’s Wordle. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: The Sugar
I’m “coating” my losses in humor. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The “Levitating” Dual Lipa
Why was the 4th so “Interstellar”? Because Dua Lipa kept us floating all summer long, even when we were weighed down by three helpings of… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Levitating” Dual Lipa
2020 Vintage: The WFH Productivity
“I’m working from home!” “Are you busy?” “I’ve spent four hours re-arranging my icons on the desktop so they look like a smiley face. It’s a very… Read More »2020 Vintage: The WFH Productivity
2019 Archive: The 30-50 Feral Hogs Guy
“How am I supposed to change a light bulb when 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?!”… Read More »2019 Archive: The 30-50 Feral Hogs Guy
2019 Legacy: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Alpine
2019 Classic: The Little Women
I told her she’s Jo. She said, “And you’re the guy who’s going to be ‘Little’ if you don’t stop complaining about the movie length.”… Read More »2019 Classic: The Little Women
2019 Archive: The USB-C MacBook “Scissor” Keyboard
Why did the designer cheer? Because Apple finally admitted the “Butterfly” keyboard was a disaster and gave him keys that actually move. Part of the… Read More »2019 Archive: The USB-C MacBook “Scissor” Keyboard
2018 Legacy: The Thermostat
She says 69 degrees is “the temperature of a lukewarm soul.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Thermostat