Why was 2001 so repetitive? Because if you weren’t hearing “All Star,” you were hearing the Shrek ending on a 24-hour loop.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Space Odysseys” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Flag" Technology
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34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2024 “Stanley Cups & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Condiment" Bottles
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2024 Archive: The "Lunch" Billie Eilish
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39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Hot Styles” Edition
In 2006, Independence Day was "Very Nice!" (in our best Borat voi...read more »
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35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
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2024 Archive: The "Austin" Dasha
Why was everyone line-dancing? Because the TikTok trend made us a...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Furiosa Road War
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41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, Independence Day felt like the ultimate "Pre-Game" for t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Self-Driving" Lawn Chairs
Why were the guests moving around? Because the chairs were progra...read more »
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My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.