Why was his jacket so big? Because he wanted to make sure he had enough room to hide all the nominations he got for “Peaches” (even if he went home empty-handed).
Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2022 “Silk Sonic Sweep & Batiste’s Joy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Grammy Jokes: The 2007 “Not Ready to Make Nice & Sexy Back” Edition
In 2007, the 49th Grammy Awards were a masterclass in vindication...read more »
2025 Classic: Best Rock Album
Why did the Rolling Stones win for Hackney Diamonds? To remind us...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Melodic Rap Performance
Why Tems? Because her voice is the musical equivalent of a sunset...read more »
2025 Classic: Best Remixed Recording
Why the "Espresso" remix? Because even the original wasn't enough...read more »
2025 Classic: Best Music Video
Why "Not Like Us"? Because watching a mustard-yellow car and a lo...read more »
39 Grammy Jokes: The 2019 “This Is America & Shallow Vibes” Edition
In 2019, the 61st Grammy Awards were a turning point. It was the ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Record of the Year
Why "Flowers"? Because Miley Cyrus proved that self-love is the m...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2002 “Songs in A Minor & Bluegrass Takeover” Edition
In 2002, the 44th Grammy Awards felt like a massive family reunio...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Joni Mitchell Performance
Why was it so quiet? Because when a 80-year-old legend sings "Bot...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2011 “The Suburbs & Gaga’s Egg” Edition
In 2011, the 53rd Grammy Awards were the ultimate "Hipster Reveng...read more »
😜 More from category: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: Best Rap Song
Why "Not Like Us"? Because even the voters couldn't stop doing th...read more »
2024 Archive: Jay-Z’s Truth Bomb
Why did Jay-Z call out the Academy while holding a Dr. Dre Global...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
Why "Ghost in the Machine"? Because SZA and Phoebe Bridgers are t...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
Why did Metallica win again? Because the Academy’s "Metal" catego...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!