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2019 Archive: The USB-C MacBook “Scissor” Keyboard

 Why did the designer cheer? Because Apple finally admitted the “Butterfly” keyboard was a disaster and gave him keys that actually move.

Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2019 “Black Holes & OK Boomer” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Boss: Do you believe in life...
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because t...read more »
The Resignation Letter
The final boss of office communication.I’m thinking of quitting m...read more »
The Paper Jam Prophet
The printer is the only device that can smell fear and deadlines....read more »
81 Office Groaners: The 2025 "Project Restore" Edition
Welcome to 2025 – the year of The Agentic Workforce, where y...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Prompt" Burnout
 Why was the designer on medical leave? He has "Prompt Fatigue"—h...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 "Agent" Promotion
 Why did the bot get the corner office? Because it doesn't need c...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dropbox "Showcase" (Year 8)
 Why was the intern happy? He made a "Visual Legacy" of his 2025 ...read more »
80 Office Groaners: The 2012 "Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style" Edition
Welcome to 2012 – the year we were all supposed to perish accordi...read more »
An old lady rushed into the...
An old lady rushed into the police department and claimed she was...read more »
69 Office Groaners: The 2016 "Pokémon GO & No Headphone Jack" Edition
Welcome to 2016 – the year the office became a PokéStop&nbsp...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9810/18/2011 04:43Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Duke_Nukem_Fan09/18/2007 00:23I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@MIRC_Operator07/03/2011 23:39/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@SimCity_Mayor05/22/2013 09:27Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Leet_Speaker_7703/13/2005 11:487h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Maplestory_Kid05/17/2011 09:50@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Slow_Clap_Guy03/14/2007 23:10...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
@Selfie_King_0504/23/2006 11:36Taking a photo of me laughing!

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