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2011 Archive: The Star

 I’m “twinkling” in the digital sky.

Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1608/03/2000 00:09I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Baywatch_Runner06/07/1995 23:48Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Winamp_Playlist05/02/2001 17:52Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Prodigy_User_X07/29/2007 20:30Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Rocket_Jumper07/21/2014 02:49This humor took me to new heights!
@Captain_Obvious11/01/2012 13:29This is a comment on a funny joke.

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