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2004 Archive: The Marine Corps “Infantry Automatic Rifle” Idea

Why did they want a new gun? Because carrying a SAW is like carrying a gym membership you never wanted.

Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2004 “Hillbilly Armor & Urban Grinder” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X11/16/1999 16:50Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Scream_Fan_9611/14/2005 02:45What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@XFiles_Spooky_M04/30/2000 22:30Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Buffy_Summers_9712/23/2005 14:49Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Napoleon_Dyna03/22/1999 01:59Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Dancing_Baby_9606/12/2011 10:07Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Digg_Submitter_0512/08/1997 05:03Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

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