Daniel Craig walked out of the ocean in blue trunks and suddenly every man in the world felt the need to go to the gym and order a Vesper.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified
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Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.