2016 Archive: The App Review
Why did the blonde write a letter to her screen? She wanted to leave a “review” for her flashlight. Part of the 58 Classic Blonde… Read More »2016 Archive: The App Review
2016 Archive: The Man Bun Part 2
The man bun is still here, but now it has a beard and a sense of entitlement. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Archive: The Man Bun Part 2
2015 Archive: The “Islamic State” Currency
Why did ISIS mint gold coins? To prove that even “Terrorist States” have a central bank that is just as confused as the Federal Reserve.… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Islamic State” Currency
2015 Vintage: The Launch of the iPad Pro
Why was it so big? Because Apple decided that professionals needed a 12.9-inch screen and a $99 pencil that you had to charge by plugging… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Launch of the iPad Pro
2015 Classic: The Ice Cube
“I’m a clear ice sphere. I’m fancy now.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Surgeon 2
“I’m 3D-printing your new hip as we speak.” “Can I pick the color?” “No.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge… Read More »2014 Archive: The Surgeon 2
2014 Legacy: The Boyhood Movie
“It took 12 years to make this!” “Just like it’s taking 12 years for you to finish the basement. We’re living a masterpiece of procrastination.” Part… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Boyhood Movie
2014 Classic: The Wallpaper
I’m “hanging” a picture of a black hole. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: The Ylvis
A guy walks in and asks, “What does the fox say?” The bartender says, “The fox says: ‘Ring-ding-ding-ding-pay-your-tab!’” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Classic: The Ylvis
2012 Vintage: The Gangnam Style Office
“Why is the boss doing that dance?” “He thinks it makes him relatable. It actually just makes us want to quit.” Part of the 54 Adult… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Gangnam Style Office