Why was the IT department in a war? Because the “Horde” and “Alliance” were fighting over the last bagel. Part of the 71 Office Groaners:… Read More »2018 Archive: The World of Warcraft “Battle for Azeroth”
Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and the deceased family cat before successfully identifying the teenager standing right in front of… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
“Should we get a Peloton?” “It’s $2,000 for a bike that goes nowhere.” “But it has a screen!” “So does the treadmill you use as… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Choice
Why was Alex Ovechkin still wearing his skates in a fountain? Because after 13 years of waiting, he finally won the Cup and decided that… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Ovechkin Stanley Cup Party
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Police
Just a young gun with a quick fuse. 2017 is a very “electric” year. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive.… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Thunder” Imagine Dragons (Still)
Why were we clinking the spoons against the teacups? Because the movie made “The Sunken Place” look like a real risk if the BBQ conversation… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Get Out Paranoia
She told the pizza guy his car smelled like “unfulfilled dreams.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Peak” Edition… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Pizza
Why did the sales team hit their 5-mile goal but miss their sales target? Because they spent the afternoon chasing a Dragonite in the parking lot instead… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Pokémon GO Pivot
Why did the blonde write a letter to her screen? She wanted to leave a “review” for her flashlight. Part of the 58 Classic Blonde… Read More »2016 Archive: The App Review
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