Why were we clinking the spoons against the teacups? Because the movie made “The Sunken Place” look like a real risk if the BBQ conversation got too awkward.
Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
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Laughing at the security of my own ribs!