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2017 Vintage: The Get Out Paranoia

Why were we clinking the spoons against the teacups? Because the movie made “The Sunken Place” look like a real risk if the BBQ conversation got too awkward.

Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Titanic_Jack01/07/2014 18:08I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Pentium_Power04/01/2012 10:06My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Linkin_Park_Fan12/03/2007 10:04In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Dirty_Dancing_F07/30/2005 13:07Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Ring_Member_9805/17/2004 00:39Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost06/10/2013 17:22Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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