Why was Alex Ovechkin still wearing his skates in a fountain? Because after 13 years of waiting, he finally won the Cup and decided that “sobriety” was an optional setting for the rest of the summer.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Saving the best laugh for last!