2012 Classic: The Gangnam Style Craze
Why did the President refuse to do the dance? Because “Oppan Obama Style” was a headline the Secret Service just wasn’t prepared to handle. Part… Read More »2012 Classic: The Gangnam Style Craze
2011 Classic: The Descendants Slippers
Why George Clooney? For proving that even the world’s most handsome man looks awkward when he’s running in flip-flops through Hawaii while dealing with a… Read More »2011 Classic: The Descendants Slippers
2008 Legacy: The Sarah Palin
A woman walks in and says, “I can see the brewery from my house!” The bartender says, “Great, go drink there then.” Part of the… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Sarah Palin
2008 Vintage: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher causing a faint, rhythmic clicking sound down the main carpeted aisle because he forgot to lock the air valves on his basketball… Read More »2008 Vintage: The High-Top Valve Click
2008 Archive: Carrie Underwood’s Revenge
Why did “Before He Cheats” win? Because it’s the most successful public service announcement for why you should never mess with a girl from Oklahoma… Read More »2008 Archive: Carrie Underwood’s Revenge
2007 Classic: The Potato
I’m a “couch” potato with a handheld world. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The DVD Menu Loop Nightmare
The science teacher looking incredibly stressed because he couldn’t find the “play” button on the remote control, accidentally looping the documentary’s background music for twenty… Read More »2007 Classic: The DVD Menu Loop Nightmare
2007 Vintage: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager trying to slide into a crowded row while wearing a giant, swishing nylon sports jacket, accidentally pulling three hymnals and a box of… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
2005 Classic: The Turtle
I’m “slowly” building my brand. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Garden
She told the hydrangea it was “lacking a work ethic.” Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Flip Phone” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Garden