Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Vintage: The Paris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »
2024 Classic: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »
47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition
In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »
52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition
In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »
2024 Classic: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition
In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Legacy: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Anxiety
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
That was super fast and super funny!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
I see what you did there. Clever!