A young usher causing a faint, rhythmic clicking sound down the main carpeted aisle because he forgot to lock the air valves on his basketball shoes before passing the collection plate.
Part of the 40 Religious Jokes: The 2008 “iPhone 3G, Facebook Pages & Guitar Hero Ministries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
2025 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging...read more »
2024 Archive: The AI Newsletter Draft
Watching the expression on the senior pastor's face when he learn...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
33 Religious Jokes: The 1998 “Y2K Panic, Dial-Up Loading Bars & Beanie Baby Fundraisers” Edition
In 1998, church life was caught between a massive digital acceler...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition
In 1997, church life was fully catching the digital wave while re...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announceme...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Thermostat App War
The head of the trustee board tracking the chapel heating bill fr...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Window AC Jet Engine
The livestream broadcast losing its audio feed for several second...read more »
2025 Archive: The Short-Form Ministry Algorithm
The youth group leaders attempting to film a fast-paced vertical ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bum...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2001 “Burning CDs, Nokia Texting & Fellowship Hall Upgrades” Edition
In 2001, church life was transitioning out of the millennium scar...read more »
2025 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass Sermon Freeze
Watching the tech-savvy young assistant pastor attempt to read hi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!