2004 Vintage: The Garden
She told the hydrangea it was “lacking a work ethic.” Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Flip Phone” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Garden
2004 Vintage: Lindsay Lohan
Why was 2004 her peak? Because she was in Mean Girls, released an album, and hadn’t yet realized the rest of the 2000s were going to… Read More »2004 Vintage: Lindsay Lohan
2003 Vintage: The Nut
I’m “cracking” the code. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Firewall
I’m “blocking” out the drama. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The TiVo
A guy asks, “Can I pause the bartender?” The bartender says, “Only if you pay for the ‘Premium’ service, which is a $20 tip.” Part… Read More »2002 Legacy: The TiVo
2002 Classic: The Appletini Obsession
A guy orders an Appletini and says, “It’s the official drink of the future.” The bartender says, “The future looks very green and very sugary.”… Read More »2002 Classic: The Appletini Obsession
2000 Archive: The Wireless Router
Why was the signal so bad? Because the microwave in the breakroom was “stealing” the internet. Part of the 73 Office Groaners: The 2000 “New… Read More »2000 Archive: The Wireless Router
2000 Legacy: The Minus
I’m a debit card. I’m just “negative.” Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: Dora the Explorer
Why were the toddlers shouting “Swiper, no swiping!” at the dog? Because Dora had arrived to teach them Spanish and how to navigate the backyard… Read More »2000 Legacy: Dora the Explorer
1998 Archive: The Pharmacy
“This medicine is $200.” “Does it come with a car?” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Archive: The Pharmacy