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2003 Vintage: The Nut

 I’m “cracking” the code.

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan02/11/2015 05:32Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Blockbuster_Refugee02/21/2011 17:24Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Seinfeld_George11/12/2003 05:47What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Napster_Leech07/31/2007 01:00Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Melrose_Place_Fan09/29/2000 08:36Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry07/24/2013 07:53In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Numa_Numa_Guy12/22/2007 07:52Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

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