I’m a debit card. I’m just “negative.”
Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.