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2003 Classic: The Firewall

 I’m “blocking” out the drama.

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Donny_V_ShutUp03/20/2014 14:00Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Hattori_Hanzo_S08/28/2013 17:59I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei04/30/2001 16:26You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Guestbook_Signer09/28/2001 15:45Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Netscape_Now_B07/15/2006 13:31I clicked the button and it brought me here!

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