“It took 12 years to make this!” “Just like it’s taking 12 years for you to finish the basement. We’re living a masterpiece of procrastination.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
I see funny people... everywhere!
Super green! Hilarious!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.