Why did ISIS mint gold coins? To prove that even “Terrorist States” have a central bank that is just as confused as the Federal Reserve.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Bio-Metric" ID 2025
Why the DNA scan? To make sure you’re actually a "Human" and not ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Artillery" Renaissance
Why did we go back to 155mm shells? Because in 2024, we realized ...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2014 “Little Green Men & Caliphate Chaos” Edition
In 2014, the military world got a 19th-century wake-up call in th...read more »
38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition
In 2011, the military realized that "History" doesn't just happen...read more »
38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition
In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition
In 2000, the world breathed a sigh of relief because the computer...read more »
2024 Vintage: The F-35 "TR-3" Software
Why was the "Lightning II" sitting on the tarmac? Because it was ...read more »
2024 Classic: The F-16 Arrival
Why did the F-16 take 2 years to get to Ukraine? Because the "Unb...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Coalition" of the Shells
Why the Czech initiative? Because finding 800,000 artillery shell...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Winning" Narrative
Why did it change to "Strategic Endurance"? Because "Winning" is ...read more »
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2025 Archive: The "Transformation" of the Marine Corps (Final Form)
Why only drones? To prove that a Marine’s "Aggression" can be per...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Information Operations" AI-Wars
Why 2024? Because "Propaganda" is now 90% bots arguing with other...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Swarm Debut
Why was 2025 the year of the "Mosquito"? Because the military rea...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2024)
Why did I see one? Because some Sailors are convinced that if the...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!