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2014 Classic: The Wallpaper

 I’m “hanging” a picture of a black hole.

Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro03/13/2007 03:42Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Motherboard_Max08/03/2000 02:33This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Optical_Mouse_9910/17/1996 07:06I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Ninja_Turtle_R02/21/1995 00:29Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Banner_Exchange08/26/1995 07:16Click my banner for more laughs!
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler11/12/2006 13:34May I suggest another joke, sir?
@IMVU_Chatter08/18/2014 09:123D laughs are the best!
@Illidan_Blind11/22/1996 16:41I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Face_Palm_0109/29/2002 18:06Classic. Simply classic.

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