2009 Vintage: The Lady Gaga
A girl walks in wearing a dress made of cocktail napkins. The bartender says, “Nice outfit. Just don’t sit too close to the candles.” Part… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Lady Gaga
2009 Classic: The Space
I “need” more storage in the cloud. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The “Jai Ho” Dance
Why did the night end with a Bollywood number? Because after eight wins, if you don’t start dancing, you’re basically breaking the law of physics.… Read More »2009 Archive: The “Jai Ho” Dance
2008 Vintage: The Sound
I’m “vibrating” with excitement for the next film. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: Worst Director
Why Chris Sivertson for I Know Who Killed Me? For directing a film where the most believable character was a prosthetic limb. Part of the 39… Read More »2007 Vintage: Worst Director
2006 Classic: The Nintendo Wii Injury
Why did the lawyer represent a Wii player? Because the strap broke, the remote hit the TV, and he saw a clear case of “product… Read More »2006 Classic: The Nintendo Wii Injury
2006 Legacy: The Glass
I’m “transparent” about my feelings. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The First Tweet
A guy walks into a bar and yells, “I am eating a pretzel!” The bartender asks, “Who are you talking to?” The guy says, “My… Read More »2006 Vintage: The First Tweet
2003 Legacy: The RIAA Strategy
Why did the RIAA lawyer sue a grandmother in 2003? He wanted to prove that “ignorance of the internet is no excuse for having a… Read More »2003 Legacy: The RIAA Strategy
2003 Vintage: The Floppy Disk Wallet
The pastor carrying a plastic box of five colored 3.5-inch floppy disks to his study, each one containing a single week’s worth of typed sermon… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Floppy Disk Wallet