2021 Vintage: The Best Cinematography
Why did Mank sweep the visuals? To prove that “Old Hollywood” is still the Academy’s favorite filter. Part of the 37 Oscars Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Best Cinematography
2019 Legacy: The Australian “Miracle” Election
Why did Scott Morrison win? Because he promised “Quiet Australians” that he wouldn’t change anything, proving that “Boring” is a powerful campaign platform during a… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Australian “Miracle” Election
2019 Legacy: The Trash Can
I’m “recycling” puns about Thanos. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The Foldable Phone Fail
Why did the boss’s phone snap in half? He got the first Galaxy Fold and realized that “folding” actually meant “breaking with style.” Part of… Read More »2019 Archive: The Foldable Phone Fail
2018 Vintage: The Midterm “Blue Wave”
Why did the Democrats take the House? Because voters decided that “Checks and Balances” were back in style, even if it meant two more years… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Midterm “Blue Wave”
2017 Classic: The Coco (Pixar) Fan
One, but they have to cross a bridge of marigolds to find the spare bulb. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The… Read More »2017 Classic: The Coco (Pixar) Fan
2017 Vintage: The Selfie Stick Mission Report
The short-term mission team returning from their summer trip and presenting their report using a literal telescoping metal pole, showing fifty identical wide-angle photos of… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Selfie Stick Mission Report
2017 Classic: The Lonzo Ball Hype
Why was LaVar Ball everywhere? Because he convinced the world his son was better than Steph Curry, leading the Lakers to draft him and the… Read More »2017 Classic: The Lonzo Ball Hype
2017 Archive: The Resignation of Robert Mugabe
Why did Zimbabwe celebrate in November? Because after 37 years, the man who said “only God” could remove him realized that a military house arrest… Read More »2017 Archive: The Resignation of Robert Mugabe
2016 Archive: The AirPods Preview
Why did the blonde try to cut the wires off her old headphones? She heard about “AirPods” and thought it was a DIY project. Part… Read More »2016 Archive: The AirPods Preview