The short-term mission team returning from their summer trip and presenting their report using a literal telescoping metal pole, showing fifty identical wide-angle photos of themselves standing in front of a half-painted fence.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
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Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
I am crying... with laughter!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!