I’m “recycling” puns about Thanos.
Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
That was intense... and funny!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
One billion... laughs!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
You must construct additional laughs!