2015 Vintage: The “Lowe’s” / “Home Depot” War
Why was this a political metaphor? Because in 2015, you were either a “DIY” individualist or a “Blue Apron” collectivist, and there was no middle… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Lowe’s” / “Home Depot” War
2015 Archive: The Ant
I’m “working” on my digital footprint. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The “Grace of Monaco” Failure
Why Nicole Kidman? For a biopic so dull it was actually banned from its own kingdom (metaphorically). Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Grace of Monaco” Failure
2013 Classic: The Smart-Watch Panic
“Doctor, my watch says my heart stopped!” The doctor checked my pulse and said, “Your heart is fine, but your watch needs a software update.… Read More »2013 Classic: The Smart-Watch Panic
2013 Vintage: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher causing a faint, rhythmic clicking sound down the main carpeted aisle because he forgot to lock the air valves on his basketball… Read More »2013 Vintage: The High-Top Valve Click
2013 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background… Read More »2013 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
2012 Classic: The Touchscreen
Why did the blonde keep pressing her TV screen? She thought every screen was now an iPad. Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Classic: The Touchscreen
2012 Vintage: The Vine App
Why did the blonde try to water her iPhone? She heard about a new app called “Vine.” Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Vine App
2011 Vintage: The Katy Perry
“Last Friday Night.” I don’t remember much. Mostly because we fell asleep watching the news at 9:30 PM. Part of the 68 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Katy Perry
2009 Vintage: The Lady Gaga
A girl walks in wearing a dress made of cocktail napkins. The bartender says, “Nice outfit. Just don’t sit too close to the candles.” Part… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Lady Gaga