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1998 Legacy: The Reflex

He hit my knee. I didn’t move. He said, “Your body is in ‘Power Saving Mode’.”

Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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