2009 Vintage: The Lady Gaga

A girl walks in wearing a dress made of cocktail napkins. The bartender says, “Nice outfit. Just don’t sit too close to the candles.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Netscape_Ninja10/04/2014 23:23Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Tamagotchi_Dad07/31/1997 23:35Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Blockbuster_Refugee03/28/2009 13:04Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@SoulSeek_Fan01/03/2014 03:10Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Scumbag_Steve_X11/28/2014 23:26Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Marquee_Text_Fan12/01/2015 01:39<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Railgun_Sniper05/06/1999 19:16I saw that laugh coming from across the map.