Why was this a political metaphor? Because in 2015, you were either a “DIY” individualist or a “Blue Apron” collectivist, and there was no middle ground in the supermarket.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
The future is laughing at us.
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