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2012 Classic: The Touchscreen

 Why did the blonde keep pressing her TV screen? She thought every screen was now an iPad.

Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Clueless_Dionne08/07/2002 08:08Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Hellboy_Red12/25/2001 01:40I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@RoboCop_9006/02/2009 23:26Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Brick_Tamland_L05/03/2004 02:00I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Step_Brothers_B11/27/2010 00:10Did we just become best friends? Yup!

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