A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background noise of the tape itself.
Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2013 “Facebook Overload, Smart Tablets & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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