2002 Archive: The Encarta Reference
Using the digital encyclopedia’s interactive map to find a country that changed its name five years ago because the school textbooks were from 1991. Part… Read More »2002 Archive: The Encarta Reference
2002 Classic: The Rise of the “Contractor”
Why did 2002 see so many guys in polo shirts and tan pants? Because “Private Security Consultant” sounds much better on a resume than “Mercenary… Read More »2002 Classic: The Rise of the “Contractor”
2002 Classic: The CD
Why did the blonde put a CD in the microwave? She wanted to hear “hot” music. Part of the 63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Classic: The CD
2001 Legacy: Wikipedia Launch
Why did the family arguments end so fast? Because for the first time, someone could go to a “free encyclopedia” online and prove that Uncle… Read More »2001 Legacy: Wikipedia Launch
2001 Legacy: The Death of George Harrison
Why the end of a legend? For the passing of the “Quiet Beatle” in November, reminding the world that even the greatest icons are only… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Death of George Harrison
2001 Archive: The Bill
“Why is there a ‘Tech Support’ fee?” “Because I had to use a calculator to add up all your problems.” Part of the 64 Doctor… Read More »2001 Archive: The Bill
2000 Archive: Best Rap Solo Performance
Why Eminem? Because “My Name Is” was the sound of a million parents suddenly becoming very concerned about their CD collections. Part of the 37… Read More »2000 Archive: Best Rap Solo Performance
1999 Legacy: The “Save Tonight” Eagle-Eye
One more song about saving the night before the world ends. We get it, it’s 1999. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro… Read More »1999 Legacy: The “Save Tonight” Eagle-Eye
1998 Archive: The Beanie Baby Fundraiser
Watching twenty elderly parishioners aggressively bid against each other during a silent auction in the fellowship hall for a rare, plush stuffed bear meant to… Read More »1998 Archive: The Beanie Baby Fundraiser
1998 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Ego
He has a “Best Surgeon” mug. He bought it for himself during my operation. Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills &… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Ego