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1999 Legacy: The “Save Tonight” Eagle-Eye

 One more song about saving the night before the world ends. We get it, it’s 1999.

Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_First_Friend02/28/2010 10:06I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan02/08/1998 01:40This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Rewritable_CD09/16/2011 11:28I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei11/08/1997 15:34You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Hamster_Dance_X10/31/2009 02:21Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Animated_Mail_G08/23/2015 02:36The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Jackie_Chan_Wut01/16/1996 20:51My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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