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2002 Classic: The Rise of the “Contractor”

Why did 2002 see so many guys in polo shirts and tan pants? Because “Private Security Consultant” sounds much better on a resume than “Mercenary with a better dental plan.”

Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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