Why did 2002 see so many guys in polo shirts and tan pants? Because “Private Security Consultant” sounds much better on a resume than “Mercenary with a better dental plan.”
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The power of three... laughs!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
The future is laughing at us.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
First! And it’s funny!