Watching twenty elderly parishioners aggressively bid against each other during a silent auction in the fellowship hall for a rare, plush stuffed bear meant to fund the youth summer camp.
Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 1998 “Y2K Panic, Dial-Up Loading Bars & Beanie Baby Fundraisers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
One billion... laughs!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!