1996 Classic: The Pager (Alpha)

Why was Dad so proud? Because his new pager could display letters, meaning Mom could page him “TURKEY READY” instead of just “emergency services.”

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@ICQ_Flower10/16/1995 09:58The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Shrek_Donkey08/20/2009 10:20And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Thundercats_Ho01/28/2006 04:41Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Goldmember_I_L09/30/2010 18:05I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Slow_Clap_Guy08/03/2013 21:04...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!