Why did Zimbabwe celebrate in November? Because after 37 years, the man who said “only God” could remove him realized that a military house arrest is a very persuasive divine intervention.
Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2017 “Inaugurations & Covfefe” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The "Stan" Culture in Politics
Why are political fans so intense? Because in 2024, being a "Supp...read more »
2024 Classic: The Rise of "Mood Voting"
Why did polls keep changing? Because voters in 2024 weren't votin...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Pre-sale
Why did governments start selling plots on Mars? Because after lo...read more »
33 Politicians Jokes: The 2000 “Hanging Chads & New Dawn” Edition
In 2000, politics felt like a computer that actually survived Y2K...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Tesla Optimus Robot
Why did Elon Musk show off robots at the "We, Robot" event? To pr...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rise of Deepfakes
Why were politicians so nervous about video calls? Because in 202...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Hologram" Candidate
In 2025, a candidate campaigned in three states at once via holog...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Woke" vs. "Anti-Woke" War
Why is this still happening? Because both sides realized that as ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Metaverse Tax Office
Why did the IRS open an office in VR? To tax your virtual furnitu...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final 2025 Political Vibe
Why was it the "Year of Sync"? Because we ended it realizing that...read more »
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2024 Archive: The Super Bowl "Taylor Swift" Theory
Why did people think the game was rigged? Because some people bel...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deep-fake Spouse
Why did the PM’s spouse become suspicious? Because they hadn't bl...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Bio-hacked" Athlete
Why were the 2025 Games different? Because no one checked for dop...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Silent Gen" in Power
Why were 90-year-olds still ruling? Because medicine in 2025 beca...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
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Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!