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2009 Archive: The “Jai Ho” Dance

Why did the night end with a Bollywood number? Because after eight wins, if you don’t start dancing, you’re basically breaking the law of physics.

Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2009 “Slumdog, Wolverine & Heath’s Legacy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan05/02/2003 13:51Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Snatch_Mickey03/22/1998 19:44Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@AOL_Chat_Veteran03/03/2005 10:53Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@About_Dot_Com09/04/2009 03:32The human guide to online humor.
@Maplestory_Kid10/07/2008 03:26@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Stick_Death_Fan04/11/2014 20:16Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat10/01/2009 21:52Heh heh heh. Good one.

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