Why did the lawyer represent a Wii player? Because the strap broke, the remote hit the TV, and he saw a clear case of “product liability with a side of motion-sensor trauma.”
Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
There is a joke in my boot!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
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