2000 Legacy: The Rick Lazio “Paper” Incident
Why did he lose the debate to Hillary? Because you should never hand a New Yorker a piece of paper unless you’re prepared for them… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Rick Lazio “Paper” Incident
1999 Archive: The E-Trade Boom
Why was the sales team checking stocks every 5 minutes? They all thought they’d retire by February 2000. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1999 Archive: The E-Trade Boom
1999 Archive: The Jägerbomb
The first Jägerbomb of the night is dropped. Somewhere, a computer programmer loses his wings. Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like… Read More »1999 Archive: The Jägerbomb
1999 Archive: The Snake
What do you call a funny snake? Hiss-terical. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The Italic
I’m a pizza. I’m just leaning towards Italy. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Vintage: The Vacation
Why did the lawyer go to a desert island? To see if he could sue the sand for “emotional isolation.” Part of the 49 Lawyer… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Vacation
1998 Archive: The eBay Bidder
One, but they’ll pay $40 for a used bulb just because it’s “vintage.” Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Archive: The eBay Bidder
1997 Legacy: The Script Kiddie
Why was the intern acting like a hacker? He learned how to change the “Welcome” screen on Windows 95. Part of the 64 Office Groaners:… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Script Kiddie
1997 Vintage: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better than to stand in the rain! Part of the 42 Classic… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Otto
1997 Archive: The Titanic Verdict
Why did the lawyer love the movie Titanic? Because he spent three hours in the theater taking notes on who to sue for the lack of… Read More »1997 Archive: The Titanic Verdict