2006 Legacy: The Brazil WC Disappointment
Why did the “Magic Quartet” fail? Because they ran into 34-year-old Zidane, who played like he was 24 and made the entire Brazilian team look… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Brazil WC Disappointment
2006 Classic: The Pluto
Pluto is no longer a planet? That’s just “un-earthly” behavior. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically… Read More »2006 Classic: The Pluto
2005 Legacy: The Walk the Line Fan
“I keep a close watch on this socket of mine.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive. Historically Verified
2005 Legacy: The Firefox Extensions
Why did the browser have 20 icons? Because the IT guy installed a “Weather,” “News,” and “Stock” tracker on the toolbar. Part of the 81… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Firefox Extensions
2005 Archive: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
Using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to predict if you would marry an emo rock star or live in a mansion in the… Read More »2005 Archive: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
2005 Archive: The Venus Williams Wimbledon
Why was it the “Greatest Final”? Because Venus beat Lindsay Davenport in a match that lasted so long they almost had to start the 2006… Read More »2005 Archive: The Venus Williams Wimbledon
2004 Classic: The Best Live Action Short
Why did Two Soldiers win? Because even in the shorts category, the Academy loves a good war story. Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Classic: The Best Live Action Short
2004 Legacy: The Daily Show Supremacy
Why did Jon Stewart win again? Because in 2004—an election year—satirical news was the only news that actually made sense. Part of the 41 Emmy… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Daily Show Supremacy
2003 Archive: The Year 2003
Why did it end? Because we were all too busy playing Snake on our Nokias and trying to fit into our Von Dutch hats to notice the… Read More »2003 Archive: The Year 2003
2003 Classic: The Grape
I’m “vining” for attention. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified